most people just bring a kitchen accessory.

Diana H

The guy who did the sound design and voice for all Pokemons after Gold was at the party I was at on Saturday night

Diana H

He got really wasted on banana jello shots I brought, and threw up in my friends' new bathroom (it was a housewarming)

Diana H

So, my housewarming gift to them is that I got Pikachu to bless their house.  With yellow vomit.  

making light of a creepy situation.

introducing the one man comedy show: allan the australian

Allan the Australian

The girl who sits next to me got in early as well today
and for some reason keeps cracking ALL her bones
It's really aggravating
And she has rolled the blind up and down on her window about 19 times in the last 12 minutes
Sit still motherfucker!!

Jessie 

well
i can think of one way you can get her to sit still
but it involves you going to prison afterwards

Allan the Australian

I'm not really build for prison
Or, I am, which is the problem.  
I don't really want to become the leisure activity of choice for the Latinos or whatever.
Allan the Australian

For clarity's sake though - did your solution involve a taser or rohypnol?
Because the laws are a bit different over here.