nerdspeak.

E3 2012.

Jessie 

i mean, remember activision's "booth" last year?

Diana

Christ, it was practically a cubicle

Jessie 

HAH yea

seems like everyone's following suit this year 

scaling back on the flashy stuff

Diana

What the hell is the point of E3, then?

Flaunt, damn you!

Jessie 

right?!

it's always been like watching a big penis contest

aaaall of the publishers coming together to whip it out and see whose is bigger 

Diana

Yeah, but this year it's like everyone's afraid we'll notice how gay that is

And now we don't even get any dick pics

This metaphor rules

Take THAT, decency!

birfday.

Jessie 

i haven't thought of deets, i hate planning

figure i'll just send out a last-minute text on saturday

like a scavenger hunt

Kristin

that's fine

as long as we're not meeting at like, a truck stop

I mean, unless you want the them to be "sexual assault"