chocolate powered.

Michael

You are the laziest person on the planet

Jessie

i prefer to think of myself as "energy efficient"

flipper's bitter, slightly uglier + less talented brother

Jessie

if you level her up and get all of her limit breaks

she's like a fucking super hero

and also I like dolphins.

Niko

DOLPHIN KICK IS THE DOPEST

Why is there a dolphin?

WHO CARES

THERE IS A DOLPHIN AND IT IS KICKING. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS.

later that day....

Niko

Dude

Dolphins kicking ass: http://ad.vu/z2fe

AND IT'S ON KOTAKU: http://ad.vu/z2ff

This is, like, beyond full circle.

Jessie
only we could both start and end the day talking about dolphins kicking other peoples asses

Niko
hahahaha
"The trainer was explaining different things about the whale and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then Telly (the whale) took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing (her) around," Biniak said. "He was thrashing her around pretty good. It was violent."

Jessie
if i ever die a horrible death like that and they interview you about it
can you please not use "pretty good" and "violent" that closely together
in fact, "pretty good" should probably be left out completely

Niko
"He did a pretty good job of fucking her up."

it involves both steak and boobs.

Jessie

i usually dont take spike seriously other than MXC

Thomas

yeah i know

Jessie

its too much "MEN ONLY LIKE BOOBS AND STEAK"

Thomas

NEW SPIKE TV SHOW: STEAKBOOBS. YOU'LL COME FOR THE STEAKBOOBS. YOU'LL STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE.

the fan did crazy shit to my dress/shirt/whatever.

Jessie

do you watch heroes?

or did you?

Jared
i did

until 3rd or 4th season
and then i was like "hmm nope"

Jessie
i went to this art walk yesterday
obviously took lots of pictures
and today thomas was like "so the guy who plays ando on heroes was in the gallery with blahblahblah"
and i realized i had a picture of him totally by mistake
http://ad.vu/2cf7

Jared
hahaha
dude

we need sweatpants money.

Jessie

why does my television require two remotes

i found one but not the other

and all this searching just makes me want chocolate

chocolate that is on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE

Thomas

sigh

life blows

Jessie

that should be a poster featuring an adorable kitten

"hang in there baby" style

Thomas

yeah

except the kitten would be smoking a blunt

"life blows. put adult swim back on. meow."

Jessie

lol

"fuck that light bill"

Thomas

hahahaha

"you think we could sell our plates?"

athleticism fail.

Jessie

how did that whole "playing soccer" thing go?

Josh

i knew it was gonna be a long day when a one-armed 50 yr old guy blew right by me and scored, then a twelve year old girl did the same

the what now?

Maybe you guys shouldn't have named it after a feminine sanitary napkin.

mental health decisions.

Leah
the victoria's secret fashion show is on tv tonight.
i'm trying to decide what level of a suicide risk that would push me to.

Jessie

i think ive told you about this but i watch "i eat 33,000 calories a day" when im feeling fat

i would see if thats on first.

+1 jessie

Jessie

they were supposed to go on tour together

but "had creative differences"

Josh

of course

Jessie

that would've been such an amazing show, it's unfortunate.

Josh

eh looks like it would've sucked.

Jessie

since when is kanye not your thing?

Josh

not him and some pop girl

he's from the south side ghetto

can't forget that, can't lose where he came from

Jessie

i think he already "forgot where he came from" long ago

like when he started designing shoes for LV

is that you, morimoto?

Jimmy

is he even human?

i only know bits and pieces

i bet he doesn't even get out of that suit to eat

Jessie

lol

yea hes human, biologically enhanced, but human

Jimmy

see this is why i was never able to get on board

who IS master chief, really

Jimmy

and how am i supposed to take him seriously when he is one letter away from being a master chef.

i don't know this guy but i like his style.

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