sold.

mallergies.

Jessie 

The only thing I'm allergic to is penicillin

so as long as it doesn't have any of that...

Diana

hahaha

I mean, cooking penicillin renders it ineffective

Jessie 

I'm amazed you know that about penicillin

Diana

....you have to refrigerate it

If you don't, it doesn't work

Or it goes bad and turns into stinky cheese, I forget

oh kotaku.

If this work of art had a title it would be:    :D  --->  >:(

if i had an "about" section, this would be it.

Will C.

whats a gogo usagi?

Will C.

sounds like an american sushi roll

times they are a-changin'.

Dan

I hate bums in LA

Dan

Only because they're so fucking lazy

Dan

Like come on dude

Dan

It's 2013, your competition at red lights is Reddit

Dan

Time for a little effort with those cardboard signs.

sugar-coated warning.

Jessie 

so on this print-out list of their yoga classes

they make a special note if the class is taught by a guy

like below the time and difficulty level they'll have "taught by male instructor"

Amanda

polite-speak for "taught by flexible pervert".

lightning round.

Jessie 

if i ever come visit you in NY

i need to set aside a day for me to try to find the cash cab

ive always wanted to ride in it

Dan

Oh I can make that happen.

Jessie 

whoaa srsly?

you have a hookup with the cash cab?

Dan

In a sense.

When you have a gun every cab is the cash cab.

how to not lose your unemployment payments.

happy bioshock day.

Jessie 

this "manly guys doing manly things" webcomic

is HILARIOUS

Diana

Did you start at the beginning?

Jessie 

yea--ill be caught up before the day has passed

i have to be since tomorrow i go into bioshock hibernation

Diana

hahaha

I am so excited

Ben pre ordered it, and then is promptly getting on a plane to GDC

it's aalllll miiiiiiinnnneeeeee

Jessie 

HAH

srsly a month or so ago 

i was making plans to trek up to GDC for the career booths

but then was like, wait

a) i'm getting free money from the government every week

b) much more importantly, bioshock comes out that week

and promptly decided, "fuck that noise"

Diana

LOL, priorities bitches

vampiresque.

Jess CK

i look good in person

Jess CK

but i never look good in photos

Jess CK

like i guess cameras can't capture swag

a cautionary tale against pulling all-nighters.

pro-tip: never leave someone who hasn't slept in 48+ hours alone next to a pool with one of those water-dwelling roombas in it.

not even to go work in your room 20 feet away like Jess did.

embarrassing shit like this happens to them (me) when you do.

oh hey, remember the upside of growing up?

Kristin 

one of the best things about being an adult..

Kristin 
is being allowed to eat corn dogs for breakfast

i would not do well in the slammer.

Below is an internal thought process I had moments ago.  

Hmm my gchat status is way old.

Got nothin' new to link to.. I'll just change it to my mood: "stir-crazy"..

*pauses, skims gchat friends list*

..I wonder if anyone would get miffed at that..

Pfff, who could that possibly offend?  I'm overthinking this.

..Although there was that time I didn't think twice before posting about X and then Person X made a passive aggressive comment about it when I ran into them a month later... So this might be worth a quick think.  Can't hurt.

If I were someone who would get miffed by seeing that gchat status, who would I be?

......A prison inmate!

I'm pretty sure no one on my gchat friends list is in prison..

Then again I'm not completely sure.. I've been bad about keeping up with some of these people..

Then again there's no wifi in jail.

*changes status to "stir-crazy"*

I figured I'd post it here in case I ever need a reminder of the following: 1) stop wondering--there is absolutely no way that you're an undiagnosed genius, and 2) living with your parents is turning you into a crazy person and you need to find excuses to get out of the house more.

marketing fancyspeak.

facebook archaeologist

J

Completely forgot that Facebook had a "poke" feature, so I wasted 5 minutes of my life poking random people.

Jessie 

POKEFIGHT

J

haha

I don't remember why this feature exists

it's so dumb

Jessie 

it was something from back in the day when facebook first got introduced and was just something people used to get laid

J

I poked way too many males.

crap.

wisdom.

Chris

So I remember you work at THQ?

Chris

Anyways, I bought Darksiders 2 and was wondering if you had any advice before I kill a bunch of stuff.

Jessie 

my advice would be

Jessie 

KILL A BUNCH OF STUFF

it was clearly a draw.

excerpts from a "Das Racist review quote-off" contest between two friends:

“Over a simple, unadorned laptop beat, Vazquez calls out, “I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Taco Bell—I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.” Suri answers back with the same words. This goes on, unchanged, for a long time. Eventually, it emerges that Suri and Vazquez can’t find each other and may be at different Pizza Hut / Taco Bell franchises.”

“Once you realize that the song is a grass roots cry for help from America's oppressed proletariat, it will become obvious that the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell is an extended metaphor for the corporate abuses of laissez-faire economics. Essentially this song is a continuation of the dialogue most famously presented by Marx and Engels in the original Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei. What these young men have done here is nothing short of revolutionary. I applaud them.”

a winner was not declared.

in case there was any doubt we're related.

nerdspeak.

E3 2012.

Jessie 

i mean, remember activision's "booth" last year?

Diana

Christ, it was practically a cubicle

Jessie 

HAH yea

seems like everyone's following suit this year 

scaling back on the flashy stuff

Diana

What the hell is the point of E3, then?

Flaunt, damn you!

Jessie 

right?!

it's always been like watching a big penis contest

aaaall of the publishers coming together to whip it out and see whose is bigger 

Diana

Yeah, but this year it's like everyone's afraid we'll notice how gay that is

And now we don't even get any dick pics

This metaphor rules

Take THAT, decency!