friday night.

the epic struggle to play mass effect

Jessie

im having trouble with the goddamn wireless controllers

Jimmy
wat
as in interference, or

Jessie
i cant get them bitches to work

Jimmy
dang it that ain't right
you hold down the center button and everything?
there's also a small white button on the top
that...sends some sort of signal to the xbox
in the event your xbox is already on

Jessie
mhm
ive tried it all

Jimmy  
including batteries

Jessie
durrrr

Jimmy 
hey now
gotta cover all the bases here

Jessie
lol i know i know
and honestly i wouldnt put it past me to forget something like that

Jimmy  
did you pray to Bill Gates first

you have to do that

Jessie
LOL
i wouldve
but i dont know which direction to face

Jimmy  
hahaha

Jessie
brb im gonna go see if i can dig up some fresh batteries
ALRH:WELRHWKEHJR
ANGER

Jimmy
SUPPORTIVE RAGE

Jessie
hah thank you

Jimmy
if it was one controller, i'd guess the thing was busted

Jessie 
seriously considering going to the store for a new pack

Jimmy  
but if you got more than one...

Jessie
i do!
neither work!

Jimmy  
both can't be busted!
that would just be crazy!

Jessie 
maybe this is my brothers twisted way of playing an april fools joke on me
if thats the case, the man is an evil fucking genius

Jimmy 
if that's the case, he is entering a world of retribution
evidently
there's a connect button on the 360
you've already pressed that?
i don't ever remember doing this, but i guess you press that button on the 360

Jessie
yup

Jimmy  
okay

Jessie
im gonna go to the store
to get some fresh batts
that are normally meant for digital cameras
be back soooon

Jimmy  
godspeed

Jessie
baaack
im gonna eat before i try these other batts

Jimmy 
oh, take your time
it's not like the universe, y'know, needs saving or anything

Jessie
hahahaha
were in MY universe now. and in my universe, my tummy is top prioritah

Jimmy  
this is why your universe is falling to pieces

Jessie
still not working

Jimmy  
hrmmm
well - longshot
but is the hard drive already attached to the 360?

Jessie
yep
im trying to clean the thing in the pack
something at the bottom of it

Jimmy 
according to someone From the Internet
they had problems connecting their controllers too
until they took the HD out

Jessie 
IT WORKS
IT WORKS IT WORKS IT WORKS
i cleaned the thingy
AND IT WOOOORKS

Jimmy 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S MASS EFFECT TIME
i'm going to be honest
i spent an hour making my character's face
i expect no less from you

Jessie
hahaha OF COURSE