staph infection, AKA the poor man's t-virus

Jessie

fernando velloso was walking down the lobby stairs
looks at my wrist-bandage and says in his accent
"you ehhhh-try to eh-kill yourself?"

Niko

HAHAHAHHAHA

You should have a sign by your desk
"NO, I DID NOT TRY TO KILL MYSELF, I HAVE A CONTAGIOUS RASH"