he knows the way to my heart: food analogies.

Rob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlkWUPhJCw&feature=player_embedded

Jessie 

CONGRATULATIONS FUCKFACE
YOU JUST MADE GCHAT STATUS AGAIN

Rob

Call me butter 
CUZ IM ON A ROLL

going in our friendship montage.

When you wake up on your bestie's couch and realize you've lost your phone (and thus will have no music for the ride home), you quickly learn that a true bestie will not only make you an electro-heavy mix CD for the trip, but also write something funny on it to make you laugh so hard that you forget you'd lost it in the first place

In response to my laughter: "What, I gotta keep ya safe!"  -  Andrew Thomas FTW

you aint nothin' but a EVP of core game brands.

Jessie 

it's dbilson's birthday today
which is more informative than anything
because id always assumed he just.. congealed somewhere

Diana H

So maybe it is his congealiversary

Jessie 

HAH let's go with that

Diana H

Except good luck finding a Hallmark card for that
"Happy Congealiversary!  Here is a shitty recording of an Elvis song!"

electro street cred.

Jessie 

we didn't think to invite you because you don't like electronic music

Brian

um.
i took ecstasy in a dubstep tent for like EIGHT HOURS once.
i LOVE electronic music.

80s kids.

Haven

CUZ RICH IS THE BOSS!

Jessie 

HELL YEA

Haven

* JUMPING HIGH FIVE *

Jessie 

* WITH FREEZE FRAME *

Haven

* RED ZIP HOODIE AND WHITE JOGGING PANTS WITH RED ADIDAS *

and that's how you use cancer to one-up someone.

Jessie 

come on Friday!

Jess CK

not sure if i can
my bff from high school is celebrating 2-years cancer free on Friday

Jessie 

holy shit
i can't compete with that

Jess CK

yeah, whenever i say something like, "fml"
she goes "i had cancer bitch"

the morning after.

bring your tiny human to work day.

Jessie 

every time someone brings their kid to my cube
i never know what to say to it
after "how old are you?" i run out of material

Rob

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BOOGERS?
HARRY POTTER'S COOL, RIGHT?