you aint nothin' but a EVP of core game brands.

Jessie 

it's dbilson's birthday today
which is more informative than anything
because id always assumed he just.. congealed somewhere

Diana H

So maybe it is his congealiversary

Jessie 

HAH let's go with that

Diana H

Except good luck finding a Hallmark card for that
"Happy Congealiversary!  Here is a shitty recording of an Elvis song!"