i think she might be a wizard.

Jessie

im just gonna be waiting anxiously from now on

for SOMEONE, ANYONE to bring up something involving either crocs or gators

Niko

You need to steer conversations into that direction

Or just say it anyway

Who cares if it's irrelevant to whatever they're talking about

Niko 

Clearly, crocs/gators are more interesting

Jessie

the conversation could be about cottonballs

Niko

"You know what doesn't feel like cottonballs?  CROCODILES"

it's somewhere around 45 degrees.

Niko

Conceptual math is not my deal

I liked word problems though

A BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF

Niko 

TAKE THIS CAR AND CHOOSE HOW YOU SHOULD DRIVE OVER DIFFERENT TERRAINS TO GET THERE BEFORE IT GOES OFF

I fucking killed those

Jessie

LOL

"at what angle would you fire your rocket launcher to pwn mad bitches?"

Niko

THE ANGLE OF YOUR FUCKING FACE

he's not really psychic. reading my mind is just flipping a coin that has "cheesecake" on one side and "a wendy's baconator" on the other.

Jessie

wanna do something after?

Thomas

maybe

i'm lookin for a low key night

i was gonna ask how you felt about maybe playing some wii

Jessie

OH MY GOD I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

GET OUT OF MY BRAIIIIN

Thomas

nope still in there

watch

"i want cheesecake"

"NYARRRRRRR"

im pretty sure they offer that class at devry.

Cait

im off to take fucking skills tests

Cait

that sounded really awkward

Cait

lol, the dark side of the music school

i wish the same were true for the effects of exercise on my weight.

Jessie

i feel like whenever im not expecting something or prepared for it, it happens

the universe regularly pulls a fast one on me

Thomas

thats how shit always happens

like kristin 

she used to be like "if i want to have sex, i go to the grocery store and don't buy condoms"

i hope she likes top ramen.

Becca

ok I have a friend that works in video games here at CAA

and he says add him on facebook and he will tell you what he knows

his name is akira thompson.  he's great

Jessie

omg

becca tesarfreund

will you marry me?

Becca

you better put out.

and cook for me.

easy solution: change the name of the site to "sperm audio".

Jessie

im also sending you my finished logo for tadpole audio

if it looks like shit im counting on you to be honest and warn me

Jared

you mean Sperm Audio

Jessie

hahahaha

Jared

i think the tadpole should have a mouth

and he should be using it to spout racist obsenities

Jessie

LOL

but srsly, is it okay?

Jared

i could do without the cheezy lens flare

a lens flare is fine, but the standard photoshop lens flare is too obvious

Jessie

thats the part im wondering about

maybe if i just fade the shit out of the flare

so it looks more like a reflection of something glowing

Jared

yeah, like an ovum that he is swimming towards

my homo-husband and me.

Jessie

next time you hang out with him ill need to see pictures afterwards

Andrew 

of what?

like hanging out?

or SEXy TIME PHOTOS

Jessie 

LOL hanging out

Andrew

because that will be so much less awkward

"heeeeey let's just take pictures of ourselves getting along!"

"my friend wants to see us!"

a classic.

Jessie

im looking at all the lolcats now

Thomas

haha

i was thinking

i bet cats take offense to those

i bet cats are like "we're not that dumb!!!"

also, a goat.

Jessie

this is nerdy but i always wondered about that, like if id go to a site and the server was down i thought "those people must be freaking the fuck out in that office"

Haven 

oh

you have no idea

Jessie 

hahaha

i imagined stampeding suits, paper getting thrown everywhere

Haven

yeah, a commissar with a pistol screaming in Russian and small people ringing gongs

from the ddr:std edition

Jessie

she invited me to get something on dropbox

guess what it was

WRONG.  the ddr announcer packs.

like all those things the announcer would say

Jared

like "Awesome Groove!"

or "You did your best!"

Jessie 

or "are you a monkey?"

or "youre like SUNSHIIIINE on a cloudy day!"

Jared

or "It's ok, herpes outbreaks only occur once every few weeks!"

jimmy chang is basically every other entry here.

Jimmy

have you ever experienced the joy
that is photoshop on dual monitors

Jessie

LOL
no, no i have not
i dont know if i could handle that

Jimmy

you'd probably starve to death at the computer

Jessie

HAHAHA

like that korean person who died playing everquest

because he forgot to eat

Jimmy
or that Korean person who died playing WoW
or that Korean person, in general

g-making love doesnt have the same ring to it.

Thomas

what other errands do you need to do?

Jessie

errands?
maybe shower

Thomas

oh crap
wrong window

that was supposed to be amanda

Jessie
LOL
it happens
thank god you guys werent g-fucking

at least it was less dangerous than their real jobs.. unless they were playing in a cyber cafe in korea.

Jessie

remember those sniper shootings back in the day?
they totally blamed counterstrike and silent scope for "influencing" the guy
and said they were "investigating" CS

Fox

BS

They were playing it.

They were probably sitting there, cursing out little kids

Fox
"GOD DAMN FUCKING NEWBS I DO THIS FOR A LIVING"
"THAT WAS BULLSHIT"

why i keep him around.

Jessie

(status message)  interview: obtained.  set mode to: pwn  http://ad.vu/ynmm

Thomas 

interview?

and aren't you always set to pwn?

awk-waaard.

Jessie
http://www.destructoid.com/konami-teases-new-silent-hill-game-170488.phtml
Thomas
well hey there vaginaface
Jessie
well hey there dickforbrains
Thomas
i was talking about the link, dick

coffee and hamburgers will be outlawed though.

Jared

its a town called state college?

Jessie

lol yyyep

Jared 

two things it isnt

i dont see the logic there
Jessie
there is none
Jared
im going to build a town

and call it Coffee Hamburger

gamer-mecca.

Jessie

im having trouble with the goddamn wireless controllers

i cant get them bitches to work
Jimmy 
did you pray to Bill Gates first
you have to do that
Jessie
LOL
i wouldve
but i dont know which direction to face

shudder.

Niko 
LET ME SHOW YOU THE BEST PICTURE EVER

Jessie

!!!

Niko 

THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR PACKAGE FROM YOUR BROTHER

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/01/Things%20We%20Dont%20Care%20About/Finished/xboxsupremo--article_image.jpg

Niko

I had to rephrase that because "brother's package" was just going to ruin everything

friday night.

the epic struggle to play mass effect