Wednesday, January 27, 2010

the what now?

Maybe you guys shouldn't have named it after a feminine sanitary napkin.

Monday, January 25, 2010

mental health decisions.



Leah
the victoria's secret fashion show is on tv tonight.
i'm trying to decide what level of a suicide risk that would push me to.

Jessie
i think ive told you about this but i watch "i eat 33,000 calories a day" when im feeling fat
i would see if thats on first.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

+1 jessie



Jessie
they were supposed to go on tour together
but "had creative differences"
Josh
of course
Jessie
that would've been such an amazing show, it's unfortunate.
Josh
eh looks like it would've sucked.
Jessie
since when is kanye not your thing?
Josh
not him and some pop girl
he's from the south side ghetto
can't forget that, can't lose where he came from
Jessie
i think he already "forgot where he came from" long ago
like when he started designing shoes for LV

Saturday, January 23, 2010

is that you, morimoto?



Jimmy
is he even human?
i only know bits and pieces
i bet he doesn't even get out of that suit to eat
Jessie
lol
yea hes human, biologically enhanced, but human
Jimmy
see this is why i was never able to get on board
who IS master chief, really
Jimmy
and how am i supposed to take him seriously when he is one letter away from being a master chef.

i don't know this guy but i like his style.

click the pick:

Friday, January 22, 2010

the citizen kane of cartoon mice movies.


Jessie
she says, and i quote:
"I've never seen the Secret of NIHM"

Caitlin
i grew up with that movie its the shit

Caitlin
andrew asked "is that the one where the mice come over from russia on a ship and sing about cheese?"

Caitlin
i said no, its about mice and medical experiments and a scary owl and a mother who tries to save her dying son

Thursday, January 21, 2010

definitely too soon.

first, a playstation paid internship listing. click:


i was going to add "can defeat heihachi with a full health bar" to my special skills section until destructoid rained on my parade.

i would use "m. bison" instead but i don't think playstation would appreciate it.

only if they have rainbow sprinkles.



Jimmy
so the thing is everything those guys do makes perfect sense

Jimmy
but it's not like a secret password into a girl's panties

Jessie
agreed

Jimmy
which, as we all know, is "cupcakes"

attention deficit disorder



Jessie
you thurr?

Andrew
sup g

Jessie
hello!
nyargh i already forgot what i was gonna say to you...
one sec, lemme think

Andrew
you are absurd
it's not even like i was distracting you with another topic of conversation

my own personal hell.


Thomas
this made me think of you immediately

Jessie
LOL
my own personal hell.