final fantasy xiii

Jessie

and dear Vanille: PICK AN ACCENT AND STICK WITH IT

are you australian?!

british?

I CANT TELL

Jimmy

I thought that other chick was australian too

you can't have two australians in one game that's too many

my cell phone is racist.

i thought this sort of thing only happened in hilarious standup comedy routines

another south park reference.

Akira

Hello I am nintendo here is the 3ds it performs magic

would you like one?

Jessie

LOL

i keep waiting for him to say "you americans have VERY LAAAAARGE PENISU"*


*reference for those not in the know

pre-E3

Jessie

i cant wait to try shit and get swag

Kristin

oh, the swag is awesome

it's so loud and boomy and like...totally overwhelming

you just kind of walk around staring at things for a while

Jessie

LOL

i think im going to bring a strap

to keep my jaw up

Kristin

you might need a c-clamp

maximum strength

step 3: profit

Jessie

i think she and the yoga instructor started boinking recently

they werent at first.  i think he waited till she built up her core strength

HIS SECRET PLAN ALL ALONG

Thomas

haha

a brilliant plan

Jessie

he was grooming her for his needs

Thomas

step 1: make girls hot and flexible

step 2: bang.