jimmy chang is basically every other entry here.

Jimmy

have you ever experienced the joy
that is photoshop on dual monitors

Jessie

LOL
no, no i have not
i dont know if i could handle that

Jimmy

you'd probably starve to death at the computer

Jessie

HAHAHA

like that korean person who died playing everquest

because he forgot to eat

Jimmy
or that Korean person who died playing WoW
or that Korean person, in general

g-making love doesnt have the same ring to it.

Thomas

what other errands do you need to do?

Jessie

errands?
maybe shower

Thomas

oh crap
wrong window

that was supposed to be amanda

Jessie
LOL
it happens
thank god you guys werent g-fucking

at least it was less dangerous than their real jobs.. unless they were playing in a cyber cafe in korea.

Jessie

remember those sniper shootings back in the day?
they totally blamed counterstrike and silent scope for "influencing" the guy
and said they were "investigating" CS

Fox

BS

They were playing it.

They were probably sitting there, cursing out little kids

Fox
"GOD DAMN FUCKING NEWBS I DO THIS FOR A LIVING"
"THAT WAS BULLSHIT"

why i keep him around.

Jessie

(status message)  interview: obtained.  set mode to: pwn  http://ad.vu/ynmm

Thomas 

interview?

and aren't you always set to pwn?

awk-waaard.

Jessie
http://www.destructoid.com/konami-teases-new-silent-hill-game-170488.phtml
Thomas
well hey there vaginaface
Jessie
well hey there dickforbrains
Thomas
i was talking about the link, dick

coffee and hamburgers will be outlawed though.

Jared

its a town called state college?

Jessie

lol yyyep

Jared 

two things it isnt

i dont see the logic there
Jessie
there is none
Jared
im going to build a town

and call it Coffee Hamburger

gamer-mecca.

Jessie

im having trouble with the goddamn wireless controllers

i cant get them bitches to work
Jimmy 
did you pray to Bill Gates first
you have to do that
Jessie
LOL
i wouldve
but i dont know which direction to face

shudder.

Niko 
LET ME SHOW YOU THE BEST PICTURE EVER

Jessie

!!!

Niko 

THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR PACKAGE FROM YOUR BROTHER

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/01/Things%20We%20Dont%20Care%20About/Finished/xboxsupremo--article_image.jpg

Niko

I had to rephrase that because "brother's package" was just going to ruin everything

friday night.

the epic struggle to play mass effect