Tuesday, May 14, 2013

times they are a-changin'.

Dan
I hate bums in LA
Dan
Only because they're so fucking lazy
Dan
Like come on dude
Dan
It's 2013, your competition at red lights is Reddit
Dan
Time for a little effort with those cardboard signs.

sugar-coated warning.

Jessie 
so on this print-out list of their yoga classes
they make a special note if the class is taught by a guy
like below the time and difficulty level they'll have "taught by male instructor"
Amanda
polite-speak for "taught by flexible pervert".

lightning round.

Jessie 
if i ever come visit you in NY
i need to set aside a day for me to try to find the cash cab
ive always wanted to ride in it
Dan
Oh I can make that happen.
Jessie 
whoaa srsly?
you have a hookup with the cash cab?
Dan
In a sense.
When you have a gun every cab is the cash cab.

how to not lose your unemployment payments.