where else can you get a used copy of soul calibur IV for $9.99?

Jessie 

so i was at blockbuster the other day

and they had

mint.  chocolate.  chip.  cookiedoughbites.

Mike 

....what?

Jessie 

I KNOW. 

AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

Mike

no, perlo, i meant what the fuck were you doing in a blockbuster?

did you get there via time machine?

the colors, duke.

Jessie

see but its final fantasy

its a game meant to be played after shutting out the world

in spurts of 70 hours

Jimmy

you have...a point

Jessie

but honestly, its kind of... fun

Jimmy 

just sitting back and watching everyone do their thing?

i've heard it described like a pachinko machine

Jimmy 

you're not doing shit, but the colors my god the COLORS

iphone > droid.

Dave 

I'm gonna buy my ticket right now online

Cool?

Jessie

fandango doesnt have it--is there another way?

Dave

I'm doing it through my droid 

Jessie

fuck your droid

trying to corrupt my parents at dinner

planting the seeds of doubt about the iphone

Dave

Lol

Alright, gonna take a shower

Jessie 

take your droid with you

droids love showers

and water

the best kind.

Jared

what

i thought the pink girl was like the daughter from the future

Jessie

yea she is

Jared

when Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask ruled the Moon with an iron (but well manicured and sparkly) fist

totally.

Jessie 

how far did you get in ff?

Jimmy

i didn't

haven't even picked it up

Jimmy  

all those reviews

and then watching my brother hit the shoulder button every ten seconds

thought i'd pass

Jessie

i had the same reservations before i went to frys, but jimmy

the box.. the box was so shiny

Jimmy

shiny things are going to be the end of you, jessie

you know this

we're going to hell.

Diana 

So, apparently one of the gals on this floor decided she really needed to know and took a pregnancy test in the office bathroom

Does it make me a bad person that I kind of what to look and see if it was positive?

Jessie

asking that question makes you a bad person

Jessie

because youre wasting precious time that should be spent finding this thing in the trash and telling me what it says.

it's a very serious condition.

Jessie

whass yo gamertag btw?

Jimmy 

it's "*************"

but

i ain't connected to live

Jessie

friendship over.

Jimmy 

FINE

FORGET YOU

Jessie

im sorry it was the hedgehogs dilemma talking  ;__;

so appropriate it's scary.

Henry

oh yeah I called that girl kim

Henry

she was in italy but

Henry

she lives near cape canaveral, which is only appropriate seeing as how all i want to do is blast off in her

1 x 2 =

Jessie

i hate when i rotate it in the wrong direction

then its like

"OH GREAT THERE ARE TWO STEPS INSTEAD OF ONE NOW"

Kristin

THAT'S LIKE DOUBLE THE STEPS

FUCK IT

and with that, he became one of my favorite people.

Jessie 

did land before time get you to eat your broccoli as well? 

watching the herbivores eat trees made it so much more appealing

that movie is the only reason i ever got vitamins

Jared Y.

Land Before Time didn't have to get me to eat broccoli

I already identified with the dinosaur they find on the way that eats everything.

between "girls gone wild" and "extenze".

Jessie

hahaha dereks sister is on WWTDD  http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/05/jessica-stutta-everyone-else/

Gina

HAH nice.  I didn't realize she was really a celeb

Jessie

yea apparently

all i knew about her was that she was in the vaginacat dolls

Gina

LOL vagicat

Jessie

it sounds like a sham-wow type product

that would be sold through infomercials on comedy central at 3 AM

Gina

VAGICAL CLEANING POWER

understandably.

Jessie

THQ interview tomorrow

i might actually pee myself when i walk in

Diana

lol  They frown on that

you just have to let him unlock you with it.

Jessie

apparently theres an anime convention downtown?

i had no idea, my dad told me this morning 

Jared

i heard about the convention

check this text i woke up to this morning

Alex: some guy dressed as Sora from Kingdom Hearts just bought me a shot.  I hope I don't have to touch his Keyblade.

for full power absorption you also have to eat their heart.

Niko

http://gizmodo.com/5537123/the-2010-illusion-of-the-year-is-gloriously-mind+melting

Jessie

HOLY FUCK

i wish i was japanese so i could build cool contraptions like that

Niko

You don't have to be Japanese

You just need to kill one and smear their blood on your face

he keeps getting older, they keep stayin the same age.

Gina

dude I am at a coffee shop in culver city, and the girl who works here is a cute 19 yr old

this customer dude is probably at least 26 and has been hitting on her for at least 20 min

Jessie

oh jeez, CREEPY

Gina

yeah... shudder

shudder island

Jessie 

LOL

is she giving him deflection signals?

Gina

she's just chatting like normal

but i know he wants to hit dat shiet

he asked her HOW OLD SHE IS

Jessie 

HAHAHA

Gina

i just heard him say "I don't really care about age..."

Jessie

there are only two answers to that question

"under 18" or "over 18"