chocolate powered.

Michael

You are the laziest person on the planet

Jessie

i prefer to think of myself as "energy efficient"

flipper's bitter, slightly uglier + less talented brother

Jessie

if you level her up and get all of her limit breaks

she's like a fucking super hero

and also I like dolphins.

Niko

DOLPHIN KICK IS THE DOPEST

Why is there a dolphin?

WHO CARES

THERE IS A DOLPHIN AND IT IS KICKING. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS.

later that day....

Niko

Dude

Dolphins kicking ass: http://ad.vu/z2fe

AND IT'S ON KOTAKU: http://ad.vu/z2ff

This is, like, beyond full circle.

Jessie
only we could both start and end the day talking about dolphins kicking other peoples asses

Niko
hahahaha
"The trainer was explaining different things about the whale and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then Telly (the whale) took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing (her) around," Biniak said. "He was thrashing her around pretty good. It was violent."

Jessie
if i ever die a horrible death like that and they interview you about it
can you please not use "pretty good" and "violent" that closely together
in fact, "pretty good" should probably be left out completely

Niko
"He did a pretty good job of fucking her up."

it involves both steak and boobs.

Jessie

i usually dont take spike seriously other than MXC

Thomas

yeah i know

Jessie

its too much "MEN ONLY LIKE BOOBS AND STEAK"

Thomas

NEW SPIKE TV SHOW: STEAKBOOBS. YOU'LL COME FOR THE STEAKBOOBS. YOU'LL STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE.

the fan did crazy shit to my dress/shirt/whatever.

Jessie

do you watch heroes?

or did you?

Jared
i did

until 3rd or 4th season
and then i was like "hmm nope"

Jessie
i went to this art walk yesterday
obviously took lots of pictures
and today thomas was like "so the guy who plays ando on heroes was in the gallery with blahblahblah"
and i realized i had a picture of him totally by mistake
http://ad.vu/2cf7

Jared
hahaha
dude

we need sweatpants money.

Jessie

why does my television require two remotes

i found one but not the other

and all this searching just makes me want chocolate

chocolate that is on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE

Thomas

sigh

life blows

Jessie

that should be a poster featuring an adorable kitten

"hang in there baby" style

Thomas

yeah

except the kitten would be smoking a blunt

"life blows. put adult swim back on. meow."

Jessie

lol

"fuck that light bill"

Thomas

hahahaha

"you think we could sell our plates?"

athleticism fail.

Jessie

how did that whole "playing soccer" thing go?

Josh

i knew it was gonna be a long day when a one-armed 50 yr old guy blew right by me and scored, then a twelve year old girl did the same