flipper's bitter, slightly uglier + less talented brother

Jessie

if you level her up and get all of her limit breaks

she's like a fucking super hero

and also I like dolphins.

Niko

DOLPHIN KICK IS THE DOPEST

Why is there a dolphin?

WHO CARES

THERE IS A DOLPHIN AND IT IS KICKING. YOUR. FUCKING. ASS.

later that day....

Niko

Dude

Dolphins kicking ass: http://ad.vu/z2fe

AND IT'S ON KOTAKU: http://ad.vu/z2ff

This is, like, beyond full circle.

Jessie
only we could both start and end the day talking about dolphins kicking other peoples asses

Niko
hahahaha
"The trainer was explaining different things about the whale and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then Telly (the whale) took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing (her) around," Biniak said. "He was thrashing her around pretty good. It was violent."

Jessie
if i ever die a horrible death like that and they interview you about it
can you please not use "pretty good" and "violent" that closely together
in fact, "pretty good" should probably be left out completely

Niko
"He did a pretty good job of fucking her up."