it's not just racist, it's also sexist.

reference: http://gogousagi.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-cell-phone-is-racist.html

twisting the knife.

Jessie 

btw my "o" key is brken nw

that ne was cpy pasted

Thomas 

hahahaha

my office mate's space bar was busted and i told him to use the same

solution, but he refused

Thomas 

soallhisgchatslookedlikethis

Jessie 

LL

err

FUCK

Thomas 

HAHAHA

you were just laughing loud

later....

Jessie 

GUESS WHAT ELSE IS BRKEN N MY LAPTP

HINT: ITS THE FUCKING CMMAND KEY

Thomas 

yikes dude

your laptop is not in good shape

Jessie 

meh the rest f its fine

....except the zer eight and nine keys

Thomas 

hey hey

watch this

ooooooooooooooooo 098098098098098098098098

five miles to the gallon.

Jessie 

whats yer status from?

Haven

dawn of war

Marine Apothecary

he's a warrior preist with a force shield

so when you activate it he says "with faith and this (giant impenitrable glowing spehere around him) i'm invincible"

i think he can get rid of the former requisite

and just stick with the "this"

Jessie 

yea

it sounds a little weird with both

i mean it could also work with just faith

Haven

well i dont know how far "just faith" gets you when youre taking heavy bolter fire from a Land Raider tank

girl talk! girl talk! the internet is losing it's mind because there's a new girl talk album!

Haven

nick drakes gmail status:

New Girl talk: URL

Jessie 

haven

we need to find a new thing

Haven

i say we do medieval bleeding

cuz NO ONE is doing that

Jessie 

dude totally

why do you think they get sick all the time?

Haven

you mean

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick all the time

she'll never be as thin as the other emoticons.

Jessie 

 if only ;___;

Rob

dude why is that sad face so wide

is it sadder bc it's so fucking fat?

classy as shieeeet.

Leah

hey lady

what are you up to this weekend?

Jessie 

hey!

tonight i think im going to this ac supper club thing

Leah

?

supper club?

that sounds like you should wear polyester and drink beer

i can't believe it's not semi-automatic.

Niko

I always thought it was weird in econ that they kept referring to those supply and demand charts using GUNS AND BUTTER

That will be my music group

Jessie

LOL

i never took econ but apparently i should have

Niko

Album title

KILL YOU SOFT ...AND HARD