gd. damnit.

Jessie

my "o" key is brke

Haven

just use leet speak

s33 its Ez

Jessie

i wuld except GUESS WHAT NUMBER IS BRKEN

Haven

no.  way.

Jessie

AND the cmmand key

which, if yu have a mac, is essential

Haven

wait, the butterfly key is broken?

Jessie

yep.

Haven

god have mercy on your sul

*sign of the crss, hly water sprinkle*

nailed it.

Jessie 

ive also been fighting off a staph infection

Leah Ring 

OMG from what?!?!

are you ok?

Leah Ring 

that sounds like some oregon trail shit?!

not quite old school.

Thomas 

wanna show me the new place and play some video games tomorrow?

Jessie 

HELLS YEA

i haven't seen you in a bajillion years

Thomas 

i knowwww

well tomorrow will be good times

old fashioned

Jessie 

ill bring my monocle

Thomas 

i'll bring my bedpan

staph infection, AKA the poor man's t-virus

Jessie

fernando velloso was walking down the lobby stairs
looks at my wrist-bandage and says in his accent
"you ehhhh-try to eh-kill yourself?"

Niko

HAHAHAHHAHA

You should have a sign by your desk
"NO, I DID NOT TRY TO KILL MYSELF, I HAVE A CONTAGIOUS RASH"