i don't know how i would get through life without facebook's helping hand.

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thanks for the heads up.

herro prease.

Jessie

out of curiousity, what are you going to be doing while im killing north korean scum?

Malcolm

i dunno

potentially be in san diego

Jessie 

oh well thats actually fun

Malcolm

meh

not as fun as killing north koreans

Jessie

but then again what is?

Malcolm

killing chinese

receptionist by day, serial killer by night.

Brandy

lol k. i just ate 3 york peperment patties. 

Jessie

UHNNN THOSE ARE SO GOOD

Brandy

i has 1 left

want it?

Jessie 

augh dude no

do you have any idea what my freezer looks like at home?

Brandy

it would be creepy if i did

hipsters.

Jessie 

http://www.someecards.com/2011/03/14/hipster-trap-in-nyc

Jared

awesome
where's the Neil Young After the Gold Rush vinyl?

(joke about jewishness/passover)

Jessie 

if you dont have a good time

you can have my firstborn

Thomas

why the fuck would you try to bribe me with a baby?

Thomas

"Here's what I'll do for you:"

"You can have alll the shitty parts of having sex without a condom"

"Without all the awesome parts of having sex without a condom"