okay he might be psychic.

Jessie

OHMUHGUH

YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST GOT HERE

Thomas 

IT DIDNTTTTTTT

Jessie

OH YES IT DID

Thomas 

MAMA

FUCKING

MIA

not for our hands it doesn't.

Jessie

got plans tonight?

Thomas

yeppp

mitchs last night, he leaves for new york tomorrow morning

Jessie

oh jeez wow

i was gonna ask if you wanted to play smash brothers till our hands bleed

Thomas

ugh

that sounds awesome

it's a metaphor for the duality of human nature.

Jessie

(Kele - Tenderoni) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdQioZHYpvQ

from the lead singer of bloc party

Niko

The OG Tenderoni singer: (Bobby Brown - Tenderoni) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtwflaKoNo

Jessie

when i think tenderoni i think chromeo

Niko

Yeah, completely diff songs, haha

ALL CALLED TENDERONI

OF ALL WORDS TO REUSE FOR A SONG TITLE

Jessie

TENDERONI IS A UNIVERSAL THEME

LIKE THE HEROS JOURNEY

Niko

HAHAHA

ARCHETYPES IN LITERATURE

1. TRAGIC HERO

2. BACKSTABBING BEST FRIEND

3. TENDERONI

too bad they have to spend most of it on VD treatments.

Jessie

poll: when an applicant with an above average-sized posterior wears a pencil skirt she looks like: a) a must-have addition to your company who is clearly deserving of a $35-40k salary, or b) a porn secretary.

Diana

i feel like porn secretarys make about $40k a year

how many people have pointed that out?

how to commit to a joke.

Jared

i think we are done talking about shoes

next we are going to talk about our periods and finally boys

Jessie

hahahah

so.

how is your flow this month?

Jared

bye

Jared Torre has disconnected

i think she might be a wizard.

Jessie

im just gonna be waiting anxiously from now on

for SOMEONE, ANYONE to bring up something involving either crocs or gators

Niko

You need to steer conversations into that direction

Or just say it anyway

Who cares if it's irrelevant to whatever they're talking about

Niko 

Clearly, crocs/gators are more interesting

Jessie

the conversation could be about cottonballs

Niko

"You know what doesn't feel like cottonballs?  CROCODILES"

it's somewhere around 45 degrees.

Niko

Conceptual math is not my deal

I liked word problems though

A BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF

Niko 

TAKE THIS CAR AND CHOOSE HOW YOU SHOULD DRIVE OVER DIFFERENT TERRAINS TO GET THERE BEFORE IT GOES OFF

I fucking killed those

Jessie

LOL

"at what angle would you fire your rocket launcher to pwn mad bitches?"

Niko

THE ANGLE OF YOUR FUCKING FACE

he's not really psychic. reading my mind is just flipping a coin that has "cheesecake" on one side and "a wendy's baconator" on the other.

Jessie

wanna do something after?

Thomas

maybe

i'm lookin for a low key night

i was gonna ask how you felt about maybe playing some wii

Jessie

OH MY GOD I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

GET OUT OF MY BRAIIIIN

Thomas

nope still in there

watch

"i want cheesecake"

"NYARRRRRRR"

im pretty sure they offer that class at devry.

Cait

im off to take fucking skills tests

Cait

that sounded really awkward

Cait

lol, the dark side of the music school

i wish the same were true for the effects of exercise on my weight.

Jessie

i feel like whenever im not expecting something or prepared for it, it happens

the universe regularly pulls a fast one on me

Thomas

thats how shit always happens

like kristin 

she used to be like "if i want to have sex, i go to the grocery store and don't buy condoms"

i hope she likes top ramen.

Becca

ok I have a friend that works in video games here at CAA

and he says add him on facebook and he will tell you what he knows

his name is akira thompson.  he's great

Jessie

omg

becca tesarfreund

will you marry me?

Becca

you better put out.

and cook for me.

easy solution: change the name of the site to "sperm audio".

Jessie

im also sending you my finished logo for tadpole audio

if it looks like shit im counting on you to be honest and warn me

Jared

you mean Sperm Audio

Jessie

hahahaha

Jared

i think the tadpole should have a mouth

and he should be using it to spout racist obsenities

Jessie

LOL

but srsly, is it okay?

Jared

i could do without the cheezy lens flare

a lens flare is fine, but the standard photoshop lens flare is too obvious

Jessie

thats the part im wondering about

maybe if i just fade the shit out of the flare

so it looks more like a reflection of something glowing

Jared

yeah, like an ovum that he is swimming towards

my homo-husband and me.

Jessie

next time you hang out with him ill need to see pictures afterwards

Andrew 

of what?

like hanging out?

or SEXy TIME PHOTOS

Jessie 

LOL hanging out

Andrew

because that will be so much less awkward

"heeeeey let's just take pictures of ourselves getting along!"

"my friend wants to see us!"

a classic.

Jessie

im looking at all the lolcats now

Thomas

haha

i was thinking

i bet cats take offense to those

i bet cats are like "we're not that dumb!!!"

also, a goat.

Jessie

this is nerdy but i always wondered about that, like if id go to a site and the server was down i thought "those people must be freaking the fuck out in that office"

Haven 

oh

you have no idea

Jessie 

hahaha

i imagined stampeding suits, paper getting thrown everywhere

Haven

yeah, a commissar with a pistol screaming in Russian and small people ringing gongs

from the ddr:std edition

Jessie

she invited me to get something on dropbox

guess what it was

WRONG.  the ddr announcer packs.

like all those things the announcer would say

Jared

like "Awesome Groove!"

or "You did your best!"

Jessie 

or "are you a monkey?"

or "youre like SUNSHIIIINE on a cloudy day!"

Jared

or "It's ok, herpes outbreaks only occur once every few weeks!"