how to name your RPG character.

Diana

Shit, I need to name my dragon, and I don't have anything clever thought up

Jessie 

"princess thunderballs"

Diana

lulz

Maybe like

Something to go with kennedy and kruschev

Jessie 

i dont know if "bay of pigs the dragon" has much of a ring to it

Diana

ROFL damnit

I went with "Ike EisenMeower"

Jessie 

HAHAHA yours is good too

Diana

Bonus:  now Hiccup has to keep telling me how to take care of Ike EisenMeower

"Ike EisenMeower is too small to fly, but you can learn with our Hero Dragon!"

Jessie 

oh knowing that I would have named it something that fit into that sentence

like "this loser fuckface dragon"

Diana

DAMNIT

shoptalk.

Jessie 

a stable gaming job?!

you telling me you just got home from riding a unicorn would be more believeable

Diana

Le sigh

Unicorns have short lifespans

Jessie 

do they??  how do you know this?

or are we speaking in metaphor now?

Diana

LOL

Metaphorically

I have decided that the two previous jobs I had were unicorns

Precious, rare, beautiful, more suited to virgins than not...

glorious master race.

Jessie 

how ya been?

Jimmy

oh, good, good

this is the weekend where i build a new PC

and finally see what all this fuss about "graphics" is about